1. You are barking at the wrong dog!
2. The sky is the langit. (tama nga naman).
3. Class get one whole sheet of paper, lengthwise! (di ba pwede crosswise na lang)
4. What's your next class before this? [ANO RAW??!!!]
5. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change".
6. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? [ULITIN NATIN HANGGANG MAMATAY TAYO!]
7. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs! [TRANSLATION: DAMING PASALUBONG NG TATAY KO.]
8. Standard and Chartered Bank
9. I'm very iterated!!! [TRANSLATION: GALIT SYA!!]
10. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away. [KADADAAN LANG NG BOSS NYA.]
11. Don't touch me not!
12. Hello? ... For a while, please hang yourself...
13. It's spilled milk under the bridge.
14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.
15. Hello McDo? Mag-iinquire lang ako, kung magkano ang kidney meal?
16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
17. Out of fit ako these days eh... [TRANSLATION: di nakakapag-exercise]
18. Come, let's join us!
19. When it rains, it's four. [WOW!]
20. Bring down the house down!
21. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?
22. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?
23. Once in a new moon.
24. Please don't make fond of me.
25. The more you hate, the more you laugh. [Ahh... ganun pala yun.]
26. Alma Mother.
27. No holes barred.
28. Keep your mouth shock! [:O]
29. Well, well, well. Look do we have here!
30. It's just the tip of the icing!
31. Connect me if I'm wrong.
32. I hope you don't mine.
33. I wanna portrait that role.
34. Will you please give me alone?!
35. True good to be true.
36. So far, so good, so far. (ang layo!)
37. The more the many-er.
38. Come here, you and you, the both of you two.
39. I couldn't care a damn!
40. Ok guys, form a straight circle.
41. Let's give them a big hand of applause.
42. Annulled and void.
43. Been there, been that!
44. Give him the benefit of the daw.
45. Take things first at a time.
46. First and for all. . .
47. Now and there.
48. I'm only human nature.
49.That's what I'm talking about it!
50. The feeling is actual.
(SOURCE: Elbert Or's book -- see images above)
I just recently came across this phenomenon in youtube and I want to help these boys even rise to stardom. The Wang and Only duo or they say "Bungal Boys duo" is just so hilarious!
Nothing on You performed by The Wang and Only duo
The toothless boys who lipsync popular English tunes are gaining more popularity because of video sharing site Youtube and social networking site Facebook. The funny duo only known as "The Wang and Only" has featured in videos and has currently launched a Facebook page. The boys' real names have not been revealed.
Currently, as of this writing, they have 135,104 likes in their Facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Wang-and-Only/135136209862908
Namiss nyo ba ang mga batang toh? Super sakit tiyan ko sa katatawa dito... LoL
Uploaded by emdangla on Jan 27, 2012 on Youtube.com
The story as per emdangla: "My cousin went to our apartment to have some games installed and have some music, photos and videos transferred to her phone. He left her phone with me. Of course, it couldn't be avoided for me to actually see the photos and videos with it-- pictures and videos of my nieces. They're all still babies, young and cute. And I love them. However, I saw this one video that I thought could be related to my nieces as well. Voila! I found myself amused to these gay kids. They could crack jokes in no time. I believe it's all impromptu. I am amazed how fast they could think and make people entertained. I personally do not know who these kids are. I think they are some neighbors of my cousin(s), or maybe some talented and happy kids who approached my cousin(s) to have them entertained."
Super duper funny Ate Gay's mash-up songs/lyrics compilation part 1.
*(Love Moves in Mysterious Ways)
love moves......can we find a way to finally make it right
*(Just Once)
just once....in mysterious ways
*(Clumsy)
you got me trippin', stumbling.....paskong anong saya
*(Babae Po Ako)
di ako bakla, klaklaklaklakla, di ako siyokla, klaklaklaklaka, nililinlang ka lang ng yung paningin....nagmamahal pa rin sayo giliw. limutin man kitay di ko magawa, hindi pa rin ako magbabago
*(Hawak Kamay)
hawak kamay.......ang laban na to
Thanks to:
The09HARLEM , iistokwa, MsChinkyMo, ymagkaribal, mlyser
(after kumain sa isang restaurant with friends, sumenyas si vice, nag-sign siya sa waiter gamit ang dalawang kamay para sa bill, yung korteng square na pagkakasign)
waiter: sir, bill po?
vice ganda: ay hindi, magpapapicture. hindi kasi kami nabubusog pag hindi nagpapapicture pagkatapos kumain eh.
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