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Funny Love Letter

This letter is real. It was written in October 1996 and was recently found in University of San Carlos (Cebu City) Student Affairs Office.

Read it, its so hilarious! *** copied as to how it was written October 1996

To Dian,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymoe because at first,
Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making paki-alam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that. And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he know about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name too. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND YOU UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl. Love, The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

You say that I'm the bad breath but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.


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