JOKE1:
Erap writing on a slum book: 
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... ... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ..(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ..(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio
(yan na lng...madali pa... hihihi)


JOKE2:
Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his translator:
Bush: "Lets help one another..."
Erap: "Tayo'y magtulungan. ...."

Bush: "...let's strive together..."
Erap: "...tayo'y magsikap..."

Bush: "...because in union there is strength."
Erap: "...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!"