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Vice Ganda jokes - Quotes Batch 3



(after kumain sa isang restaurant with friends, sumenyas si vice, nag-sign siya sa waiter gamit ang dalawang kamay para sa bill, yung korteng square na pagkakasign)

waiter: sir, bill po?

vice ganda: ay hindi, magpapapicture. hindi kasi kami nabubusog pag hindi nagpapapicture pagkatapos kumain eh.

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vhong: what is a sentence.

vice: a sentence is a word or a group of words that has complete thought.

vhong: wow. eh verb? what is verb?

vice: a verb is an action word.

vhong: how about pang-abay? what is pang-abay?

vice: pang-abay? slacks, barong, kimona, dat's pang-abay!

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=MAG SWISWIMMING SI VICE GANDA=

GUARD- mam maliligo po kayo?

VICE GANDA- ay hindi mag hihilamos lang (nakita mo ng malaki ang pool oh)

VICE GANDA- kuya magkano ?

GUARD- ang entrace po mam?

VICE GANDA- ay hindi ang exit nakita mong papasok pa lang ii

VICE GANDA-walang utak ( kalokah)

GUARD- ako po mam?

VICE GANDA- ay hindi yung pool

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Holdaper: holdap 'to!
Vice ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong.
Holdaper: holdap nga 'to!
Vice: kaylangan ipagsigawan? Proud ka? Proud?
Holdaper: holdap sabi eh! Holdap nga! Holdap!
Vice: paulit ulet 2x? Akala mo nag-eenjoy? Unli tau te?
Holdaper: pag di ka tumigil papatayin kita!
Vice: weh? Holdap naging patayn? Ano 'to 2 in 1 GANON?
Holdaper: leche! Maka alis na nga!
Vice: ay? walk out? Best actor?


2 comments:

Reyn said...

Vice Ganda is really the best Filipino commediane..

Anonymous said...

haha the best !*^_^*

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