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The Pinoy Gay Lingo (Kwentong Bakla)



This is not the complete list but are words that often used by the gay people in the Philippines.
One should at least know these basic words in order for you to communicate with them.

Thank you for those who submitted these info. Kudos!!!


Gregor Magsimbate aka Jen Rosendhal (VIVA Hotbabes)

 Charing, Tienes — joke lang
Kaplang — mali, mistake
Barbra Streisand, Barbara Perez — bara, barado
Regal Drama Hour, Maalala Mo Kaya — when someone tells a sob story
Purita Kalaw — walang pera, mahirap
Lapel — malakas ang boses
Carry, Keri, Cash & Carry — sige
Katrrina “makati”
Char, Charot, Charing, Charbroiled — hindi ok
Liberty, Statue of Liberty — libre
Okray — paninirang puri
Lucky Home Partner — live-in partner
In Fairness — pampalubag loob
Compared to Lugaw — kesa wala jombag – suntokin
Chenilyn boom boom chuwariwariwap – nag aalibi
Wai pang jigo bells – wala pang ligo
Kumairo – umalis
Til tiilan – spatos
Chineley - chinelas
Manyoket – masakit


Berting (Asim) Mata aka Thalia

itich – ito
rampa or rampage – gimik
papable - pang bf ang arrive... yumyum ... hehehe
mahogany,makyoho – mabaho
Rica Peralejo — mayaman
Chova, Chovaline Kyle — chika lang
Cookie Chua, Cookie Monster — magluto
Clasmarurut, Klasmarurut — classmate
Cynthia Luster — hindi kilalang babae o lalake
Chaka, Chakaness - panget
Daot — insulto
Eksena, Eksenadora — mahilig pumapel, mahilig sumabat
Emote — mag-inarte
Karir, Career — sineryoso ang isang bagay
Chiminey Cricket — chimay
Goodbye Suklay — goodbye
Fayatollah Kumenis — payat
Anaconda — ahas
Anong petsa na? — matagal, ilang minuto na ang lumipas
Julie yap daza — mahuli
Antibiotic — antipatika
48 Years, 50 Golden Years, 10,000 — matagal



Jhun Tan-Awon aka Jhunna
 Muntinlupa (Correctional Chapter) Pride

 Lafyok — kain
Lucresia Kasilag — lukaret / baliw
Lucita Soriano — loser na sorry pa
Luz Valdez — matalo
Winnie Santos — manalo
Award — pinagalitan / pinagsabihan
Freestyle — di mka gets
Imbey, Im — imbyerna
Jowa, Jowabelles, Jowabella — karelasyon
Kape, Capuccino, Coffeemate — magising ka sa katotohanan
Lupita Kashiwahara — malupit
Shonggalin – tanggalin
Paysung - bayad
Shupatembang = kapatid
Kever ko – paki ko
Chanda Romero — tiyan
Mahalia Jackson — mahal
Kuya Germs — madumi
Wana maji – wag ng maingay
Makyondi – malandi
Kadera - balakang



Juaquin aka Jackie from Divisoria

irritation ka — nakaka-irita
Enter the Dragon, Entourage — pasok
Thundercats, Chandeliers, Masyonda — matanda
Wrangler — gurang
Jubis, Juba — taba
Jutay, Jutes — maliit
Kangkang — sex
Reyna Elena — ulan
X-Men — dating lalaki
Morayta , — mura
Pamintang Durog, Pamenthols — closet gays
Backstreet Boys — cute boys at the back
Washington, Wishing, Wish, Wiz — wala
uta – bata
utaw - tao
bowa, – jowa
kes – ko
suba – yosi
lucky me – keme
Shotolong, alelu - alipin
Brondali lang – wait a minute



The Reigning Miss Gay (Imported) Crisilda Van Gu!


Cryla Lumpur Malaysia — iyak
Anik , Anetch — ano
Balaj — balahura
Bitter Ocampo — malungkot, nagngingitngit
Baklah, Baklush — pamalit sa pangalan
Baler, Balay - Bahay
Debbie Gibsung — bigay
That’s Entertainment, Anda, Andalucia, Anju, Anjo YllaƱa — datung
Fatale — sobra
Feel, Fillet o’ Fish —gusto / natipuhan
Fly — alis
bekla boom – bading
kyoray – mataray
badinglets – batang baklita
majinit – mainit
ibera-sabihin
kiri – friend
carmi martin – karma
ditetch, ditey – dito
ititch, itey – ito
anda – money
seda-dami
otoko – lalake
bilat – babae
Forever — palagi, matagal, mabagal
Pagoda tragedy — pagod


SAMPLE CONVERSATION!
Tignan natin kung ano ang mangyayare sa usapan ng dalawang hitad na bakla.
Tenenen-tenenen-tenenenen (Nokia Tune) Caller ID appears Greg Samolina.

Harold: O bakla nyoket?
Greg: Bakla masakit!!!!
Harold: Ang anek ang manyoket? Waing manyoket watashi!
Greg: Ang knows ko kasi nagpabona ka kagabu sa juwetra mech?
Harold: Wis! Wis! truelaley, Wis akech nagpbona sa juwetra, kumplang lang akech, duty free kasi ang nota eh wis dakila imberna nga eh kala ko daks wis pala!
Greg: Kala ko pa naman umariba ka ng pangangabayo kagabi bet mo Richie d horsie na lang para winner ka mala mola, carry mo
Harold: Wis deadma, Borlog na lang akira makagetchung pa ako ng muta no, cairo akech bukas, join force ka ning?
Greg: Go ako jan! bet ko ang rampage bukas, anek ang outfit jukas, Girlie Mendoza?
Harold: Plangak! kailangan gerlie tayis jukas ano, mag tubebang ka akech pekpek shorts deadma na ang pantylet para go agad sa juwetra ang nota.
Greg: ok girl.. jukas see you na lng, babu!
Harold: babooo!


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