Kaplang — mali, mistake
Barbra Streisand, Barbara Perez — bara, barado

Regal Drama Hour, Maalala Mo Kaya — when someone tells a sob story
Purita Kalaw — walang pera, mahirap
Lapel — malakas ang boses
Carry, Keri, Cash & Carry — sige
Katrrina “makati”
Char, Charot, Charing, Charbroiled — hindi ok
Liberty, Statue of Liberty — libre
Okray — paninirang puri
Lucky Home Partner — live-in partner
In Fairness — pampalubag loob
Compared to Lugaw — kesa wala jombag – suntokin

Chenilyn boom boom chuwariwariwap – nag aalibi
Wai pang jigo bells – wala pang ligo
Kumairo – umalis
Til tiilan – spatos
Chineley - chinelas
Manyoket – masakit

rampa or rampage – gimik

papable - pang bf ang arrive... yumyum ... hehehe

mahogany,makyoho – mabaho

Rica Peralejo — mayaman

Chova, Chovaline Kyle — chika lang

Cookie Chua, Cookie Monster — magluto

Clasmarurut, Klasmarurut — classmate

Cynthia Luster — hindi kilalang babae o lalake

Chaka, Chakaness - panget

Daot — insulto

Eksena, Eksenadora — mahilig pumapel, mahilig sumabat

Emote — mag-inarte

Karir, Career — sineryoso ang isang bagay

Goodbye Suklay — goodbye

Fayatollah Kumenis — payat

Anaconda — ahas

Anong petsa na? — matagal, ilang minuto na ang lumipas

Julie yap daza — mahuli

Antibiotic — antipatika

48 Years, 50 Golden Years, 10,000 — matagal

Lucresia Kasilag — lukaret / baliw

Lucita Soriano — loser na sorry pa

Luz Valdez — matalo

Winnie Santos — manalo

Award — pinagalitan / pinagsabihan

Freestyle — di mka gets

Imbey, Im — imbyerna

Jowa, Jowabelles, Jowabella — karelasyon

Kape, Capuccino, Coffeemate — magising ka sa katotohanan

Lupita Kashiwahara — malupit

Paysung - bayad

Shupatembang = kapatid

Kever ko – paki ko

Chanda Romero — tiyan

Mahalia Jackson — mahal

Kuya Germs — madumi

Wana maji – wag ng maingay

Makyondi – malandi

Kadera - balakang

Enter the Dragon, Entourage — pasok

Thundercats, Chandeliers, Masyonda — matanda

Wrangler — gurang

Jubis, Juba — taba

Jutay, Jutes — maliit

Kangkang — sex

X-Men — dating lalaki

Morayta , — mura

Pamintang Durog, Pamenthols — closet gays

Backstreet Boys — cute boys at the back

uta – bata

utaw - tao

bowa, – jowa

kes – ko

suba – yosi

lucky me – keme

Shotolong, alelu - alipin

Brondali lang – wait a minute

Cryla Lumpur Malaysia — iyak
Anik , Anetch — ano
Balaj — balahura
Bitter Ocampo — malungkot, nagngingitngit
Baklah, Baklush — pamalit sa pangalan
Baler, Balay - Bahay
Debbie Gibsung — bigay
That’s Entertainment, Anda, Andalucia, Anju, Anjo Yllaña — datung
Fatale — sobra
Feel, Fillet o’ Fish —gusto / natipuhan
Fly — alis
bekla boom – bading
kyoray – mataray
badinglets – batang baklita
majinit – mainit
ibera-sabihin
kiri – friend
carmi martin – karma
ditetch, ditey – dito
ititch, itey – ito
anda – money
seda-dami
otoko – lalake
bilat – babae
Forever — palagi, matagal, mabagal
Pagoda tragedy — pagod

SAMPLE CONVERSATION!

Tignan natin kung ano ang mangyayare sa usapan ng dalawang hitad na bakla.

Tenenen-tenenen-tenenenen (Nokia Tune) Caller ID appears Greg Samolina.

Harold: O bakla nyoket?
Greg: Bakla masakit!!!!
Harold: Ang anek ang manyoket? Waing manyoket watashi!
Greg: Ang knows ko kasi nagpabona ka kagabu sa juwetra mech?
Harold: Wis! Wis! truelaley, Wis akech nagpbona sa juwetra, kumplang lang akech, duty free kasi ang nota eh wis dakila imberna nga eh kala ko daks wis pala!
Greg: Kala ko pa naman umariba ka ng pangangabayo kagabi bet mo Richie d horsie na lang para winner ka mala mola, carry mo
Harold: Wis deadma, Borlog na lang akira makagetchung pa ako ng muta no, cairo akech bukas, join force ka ning?
Greg: Go ako jan! bet ko ang rampage bukas, anek ang outfit jukas, Girlie Mendoza?
Harold: Plangak! kailangan gerlie tayis jukas ano, mag tubebang ka akech pekpek shorts deadma na ang pantylet para go agad sa juwetra ang nota.
Greg: ok girl.. jukas see you na lng, babu!
Harold: babooo!